I needed new outfits for work, as mine are getting too large. I tried on some jeans just because I could use another pair of those as well, the “talls” were too long! They drag on the floor! For those of you who don’t know me, I average around 6 feet in height, and my legs take up a lot of that. To have pant legs that drag on the ground is like a scene from the twilight zone. AND THEY FIT PERFECTLY ALL THE WAY DOWN MY LEGS. No bagging in the crotch or butt, they aren’t too tight on my thighs….
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
Like a screen door in a hurricane.